1、Never[文] put off the work till tomorro[章]w what you can put off today。不[来]要等明天交不上[自]差再找借口， 今天就要找好。[文]
2、Espec[字]ially liked a little lazy， and that is， do not learn。懒[控]惰有一点特别招[文]人喜欢，那就是[章]，不用学就会。[来]
3、Shhh - do not tell them that I did somethi[自]ng good， this will affect my image！嘘[文]千万不要告诉他[字]们我做了好事，[控]这会影响我的形[文]象的！
4、I'm sorry I never do the next thing Depot， maybe， maybe not forever[章]。今后我永远不[来]做对不起欧迪的[自]事，也许，也许[文]不是永远。
5、There[字] are a beautif[控]ul woman to Jon say you're cute， but you ask me there is somethi[文]ng wrong！有[章]一位漂亮的女士[来]对乔恩说你真可[自]爱，而你还问我[文]有什么不对！
6、Behin[字]d every success[控]ful man， there is a man。 And behind every unsucce[文]ssful man， there are two。每个成[章]功男人的背后，[来]都有一个女人。[自] 每个不成功男人[文]的背后， 都有两个。
7、There[字] should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning[控]。应该有更好的[文]方式开始新一天[章]，而不是千篇一[来]律的在每个上午[自]都醒来。
8、Today[文]， I do push-up[字]s， the first prone today， tomorro[控]w and then hold。今天[文]我要做俯卧撑，[章]今天先俯卧，明[来]天再撑。
9、Reall[自]y I do not want them， especia[文]lly when i was sick， but I still gotta persist[字] in eating。[控]真不愿意起来，[文]尤其我还病了，[章]可我还得带病坚[来]持吃饭。
10、God determi[自]nes who is your relativ[文]e， fortuna[字]tely， in the choice of our friends[控] you left the room。上帝[文]决定了谁是你的[章]亲戚，幸运的是[来]在选择朋友方面[自]他给了你留了余[文]地。
11、Your[字] future depends[控] on your dreams。[文] So go to sleep。 现在的梦想决定[章]着你的将来， 所以还是再睡一[来]会吧 。
12、It's just a nightma[自]re， when I close my eyes then opened when everyth[文]ing will be normal。[字]这只是一个噩梦[控]，当我闭上眼睛[文]再睁开的时候一[章]切都会正常。
13、Big belly is not terribl[来]e， terribl[自]e stomach[文] no good thing。肚[字]子大不可怕，可[控]怕的是肚子里没[文]有好东西。
14、You are always yours， someone[章] else will take the others。[来]是你的总是你的[自]，别人给的别人[文]也会拿走。
15、Garfield is certainly not for the pork roll was born， but the pork roll must be born to Garfield。加菲猫肯定不是为猪肉卷而生，但猪肉卷一定是为加菲猫而生。
16、Re happy man should marry， happine[字]ss is not the only thing。再[控]快乐的单身汉迟[文]早也会结婚，幸[章]福不是永久的嘛[来]。
17、I just finishe[自]d a 14-day diet， the only minus is that in two weeks time。我刚[文]结束为期14天[字]的节食，唯一减[控]掉的就是两周来[文]的时间。
18、Succ[章]ess is a relativ[来]e term。 It brings so many relativ[自]es。成功是一[文]个相关名词，他[字]会给你带来很多[控]不相关的亲戚([文]联系)。
19、No， fruit cake！ This is one of the three things I do not eat。 Also differe[章]nt is the raisins[来]， and snails。[自]不，水果蛋糕！[文]这是我不吃的三[字]样东西之一。另[控]外两样是葡萄干[文]，还有蜗牛。
20、You can let the cat leave meatloa[章]f， but not to leave the kitten patties[来]。你可以让小猫[自]离开肉饼，但不[文]能让肉饼离开小[字]猫。
21、Odie[控]， walking[文]， or nine we buy a hamburg[章]er for dinner。[来]欧迪，走，我们[自]去买一个或九个[文]汉堡包当晚餐。[字]
22、To prevent[控] weight gain from such movemen[文]t is really good fun。能从这[章]种不让体重增加[来]的运动中得到乐[自]趣真是太好了。[文]
23、Mei Mei's sleep a sleep， 16 hours， I feel like a short sleep。睡[字]了美美的一觉，[控]16个小时，我[文]是喜欢睡短觉的[章]。
24、Chil[来]dren in backsea[自]ts cause acciden[文]ts。 Acciden[字]ts in backsea[控]ts cause childre[文]n。 后排座位上的小[章]孩会生出意外，[来] 后排座位上的意[自]外会生出小孩。[文]
25、Whil[字]e Office Depot is a dog， but it sometim[控]es live life like a dog。虽然欧[文]迪是条狗，但它[章]有时候也过着狗[来]一样的生活。
26、Dres[自]s is like a barbed fence。 It protect[文]s the premise[字]s without[控] restric[文]ting the view。服饰[章]就象铁丝网，它[来]阻止你冒然行动[自]但并不妨碍你尽[文]情的观看。
27、This[字] world there are many more importa[控]nt things than money， such as pasta。这[文]个世界上还有很[章]多比钱更重要的[来]东西，比如说意[自]大利面。
28、I'm not fat， I just follow my weight a little bit shorter[文]。我并不胖，按[字]照我的体重我只[控]是稍微矮了一点[文]。
29、The burgers[章] taste good， but not as good as the first eight good。这个[来]汉堡包的味道不[自]错，但不如前八[文]个好。
30、Dog problem[字] is that they did not have to install[控] a ON / OFF switch。[文]狗的问题就在于[章]，它们身上没有[来]装一个ON/O[自]FF开关。
31、You actuall[文]y brought[字] one after another[控] old and useless[文] guy back， but not me。你竟然带[章]了一个又老又没[来]用的家伙回来，[自]而且不是我。
32、The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwi[文]se。聪明人都[字]是未婚的，结婚[控]的人很难再聪明[文]起来。
33、If a little late in the morning[章] to come， I would have liked in the morning[来]。如果早晨晚一[自]点儿来的话，我[文]会喜欢早晨的。[字]
34、Life[控] philoso[文]phy： I am a 14-day diet is over， and I was the only minus two weeks time。生活[章]哲理：我为期1[来]4天的节食结束[自]了，而我唯一减[文]去的就是2周的[字]时间。
35、Hard[控] work never killed anybody[文]！ But I will not take the risk。努力[章]工作不会导致死[来]亡！不过我不会[自]用自己去证明。[文]
36、God made relativ[字]es； Thank God we can choose our friends[控]。神决定了谁是[文]你的亲戚，幸运[章]的是在选择朋友[来]方面他给了你留[自]了余地。
37、If you want to be smart， you will be more than associa[文]ting with fools。如[字]果你想显得聪明[控]，就要多跟蠢人[文]为伍。
38、I only eat four types of food per day： breakfa[章]st， lunch， dinner and snacks。[来]我每天只吃四类[自]食物：早饭、午[文]饭、晚饭和零食[字]。
39、In additio[控]n to eating and sleepin[文]g， life may also have other meaning[章]， but I do not think it is very good。除了[来]吃和睡，生命也[自]许还会有别的意[文]义，不过我觉得[字]没有就挺好。
40、I hope you can help me return a favor？ Help me to apply for a dog， it is best Spain poodle！[控]返希你能帮我个[文]忙吗？帮我申请[章]做一只狗，最好[来]是西班牙狮子狗[自]！
41、If you do not want to give anyone somethi[文]ng to eat， then you have to think of somethi[字]ng to make it。如果你不[控]想给谁东西吃的[文]话，就得让它想[章]着点什么。
42、Ever[来]y man should marry。 After all， happine[自]ss is not the only thing in life。再快[文]乐的单身汉迟早[字]也会结婚， 幸福不是永久的[控]嘛。
43、Char[文]acteriz[章]ed by the failure[来] of people will continu[自]e to fail。 If you want to see him fail， he will not let you down。失败[文]的人特点是会不[字]断地失败。如果[控]你想看看他的失[文]败的话，他是不[章]会让你失望的。[来]
44、I do not watch TV each meal， and sometim[自]es my dinner while watchin[文]g televis[字]ion， life， some changes[控] will increas[文]e the fun。我并不[章]是每次吃完饭就[来]看电视，有时我[自]边吃饭边看电视[文]，生活中有些改[字]变会增加乐趣。[控]
45、I made a wish upon a star。 I do not really believe[文] it， but in any case is free， and there is no evidenc[章]e that it is not working[来]。我向星星许了[自]个愿。我并不是[文]真的相信它，但[字]是反正也是免费[控]的，而且也没有[文]证据证明它不灵[章]。
46、Why do people always want what we eat rats？ The mouse may be a group of childre[来]n's mother，[自] it could be a mouse classro[文]om teacher[字]s。人们为什么[控]总是希望我们吃[文]老鼠呢？这只老[章]鼠可能是一群孩[来]子的母亲，也可[自]能是老鼠课堂的[文]教师。
47、What[字] is life， life is like a hot bath。 When washing[控] very comfort[文]able， can the longer time you wash， the more wrinkle[章]d skin on the bubble。[来]什么是生活，生[自]活很像是洗热水[文]澡。洗的时候很[字]舒服，可你洗的[控]时间越长，皮肤[文]就泡的越皱。
48、The more you learn， the more you know； the more you know， the more you forget；[章] the more you forget，[来] the less you know； why bother to learn。学[自]的越多，知道的[文]越多；知道的越[字]多，忘记的越多[控]；忘记的越多，[文]知道的越少；为[章]什么学来着。
49、Why do people like teddy bears， this was because[来] of their persona[自]lity， they will not eat your food， and you will not dance around the girl， will not steal your thunder[文]。人们为什么喜[字]欢玩具熊呢，这[控]是因为他们的个[文]，他们不会吃你[章]的东西，不会和[来]你约的女孩跳舞[自]，不会抢你的风[文]头。
50、Now，[字] you can return it to us on Monday it？ Also Wednesd[控]ay and through[文]out August，[章] Wiscons[来]in and chocola[自]te。 By the way， another[文] thing， you can take my coin back to me？现在，你[字]能把星期一还给[控]我们吗？还有星[文]期三和整个八月[章]，威斯康星州和[来]巧克力糖。对了[自]，还有一点，你[文]能把我的硬币也[字]还给我吗？
51、I actuall[控]y fell asleep at dinner。[文] That's right， I have reached[章] the pinnacl[来]e of lazy。 How frustra[自]ting it！ After reachin[文]g the top， there is nothing[字] of the struggl[控]e。我居然在吃[文]饭时候睡着了。[章]这就对了，我已[来]经达到好吃懒做[自]的顶峰了。多么[文]令人沮丧呀！在[字]到达顶峰以后，[控]就没有什么好奋[文]斗的了。
52、You can grab my hair， you can insult my mother， my dog can beat， you can play with my rubber mouse， but you must not eat my food， not allowed to sleep in my bed！你可以抓我的毛，可以侮辱我的母亲，可以揍我的狗，可以玩我的橡皮老鼠，但是你不许吃我的食物，不许在我的床上睡觉！
